This First to Lesser Babies

I am Olive Barragan. I will apprise you of any and all achievements I make as I progress through this mortal existence. I eat some solid foods, can sit up by myself, and stand when I have something to hold on to. I've also been depriving my mother of much needed sleep. I am seven months old. I'm pretty sure I'm ahead of most infants my age. So take note lesser babies, I'm bringing the pain.